What to wear?

A little bit too revealing for my chubby, stretch marked thighs!

Definitely a bit on the expensive side - and they don't look awfully comfortable either ! As for the pink stilettos !! I wonder when you are too old to wear hot pants?

I think I'd look lovely....not. Who wears this stuff. I often have a peek in the weekend supplements and am appalled at the prices of stuff that looks like it came from a recycling bin. Mind you it gives us a really good laugh. Especially some of the very outlandish menswear.

They look like my thigh waders! They didn't cost anything like £341! Perhaps I should wear them all the time. The cleated rubber boots are a bit of a passion killer though! ?

These would be far more practical. It is not a new idea.
www.millets.co.uk/womens/019963-peter-storm-womens-stretch-double-zip-off-trousers-regular-stone.html/250402/

But mine are far more fashionable shysal - I am a girl-about-town after all

Oh Riverwalk!

These are fashionable and waterproof!

Now I think you are just being silly!

They'd be very useful Pitt in this weather!