To have a silly grin on my face because...

Oh, it's recorded and I haven't seen it yet, Greatnan! Still, am hoping for a good dose of comeuppance for Carl..

(Sectet Corrie addicts' corner, folks.)

I missed all of last week's Corries because I was out of the country. Oooh!

Chesney isn't very desirable compared with Ryan though is he?

I think you'll find they aren't....

Oh, no, don't spoil my pleasure!

Didn't want you getting your hopes up prematurely, Greatnan.

There's many a slip....

I inadvertantly (well, couldn't resist really) looked at the front cover of one of those cheap TV mags. I know what's going to happen for weeks alhead in all the soaps now.

What on earth happened to being kept in suspenders waiting for the next episode and not having a clue what would happen ?

I know some things are going to get worse before they get better. That's a bit depressing.

If you look on Digital Spy you can get the storylines for all the soaps for a week ahead! I used it when I was in NZ and couldn't get any of my favourite programmes.

Right, now up to date! i'm finding the Faye and Anna situation sad, but I do thing it is being treated sensitively. I think there's a possibility that the father may not be as nice as he seems! As for Chesney and Katie, I shall wait and see; Corrie's always recorded and we tend to watch them in batches when we need to collapse for an evening.

I missed both Corrie and Emmerdale for six weeks when I was in NZ - can anybody tell me where Tommy has gone as Tina seems to be on her own now.

He is back on the scene soon, sulking and being a p in the a, as usual.

Looks as though Chesney is doomed to score an own goal before too long!

As I don't watch any of the soaps this thread is a complete mystery to me

Well, I'm sure there are loads more that you will love, sunseeker!