Never walked out of a stage show but we did walk out of Che! at the cinema. It starred Omar Sharif as Che and Jack Palance as Castro, and the dialogue was excruciating. We were passionate young socialists and just couldn't sit through this shambles. It has been listed as one of "The Worst Fifty Films Ever Made." However, The Motorcycle Diaries, also about Che, was very good.
I wanted to walk out of Straw Dogs because I found it so upsetting, but I didn't want to make the people I was with feel that they had to leave too. I was in tears by the time it ended.
I have never managed to sleep at the cinema, though I would gladly have dozed through the Care Bear and My Little Pony horrors. I have, however, slept through every Jurassic Park film on TV. Similarly, I have never seen any of the Star Wars films all the way through.
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