….I see that silly Nicole Scherzinger with a blob of yogurt on her nose again
….I see that guy with his parsnips chatting up the flirty door neighbour and talking her into buying funeral insurance
….I see another advert for incontinence pads, usually focused on the woman's backside!
I need to get out more.....
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We have a theory about the Sunlife pair!
We reckon they are up to no good and in a secret liaison but she is only after his parsnips!
In an earlier episode of this 'soap opera' he was playing with his binoculars in the conservatory and intends to get a better pair with his free gift voucher so perhaps he is a bit suspect?
The postman needs to be approached though as he is giving them the reason to have this liaison!!!
Naughty little neighbours! 
Can't wait for the next chapter!!!
Yes jenpax that's the one I mean 
...love it fourormore! my DH and I have the very same theory! remember the first one? we reckoned his wife was persuaded to go off on a world cruise with the other daughter after she'd persuaded both parents to get funeral cover, this left the door open for the flirty next door neighbour (June Dad) in the sexy furry slippers, to make designs on Dad.
Mum had better get back soon or Dad will be off with that saucy minx June
(they must be great parsnips!)
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