I often think that the secret of my success as a mother is my occasional popping up their facebook feeds with such things as 'Hello my precious - it's your favourite Evil Mother here. Don't forget it's my birthday next week - remember, I am the one who has all those photos of you secreted away in a locked safe'.
I am not one for sobbing away in a corner because my ungrateful offspring have taken me for granted, but they don't seem to mind!
The Krystals when they grow up are fascinating. I sometimes meet someone and think - you had it tough. Amazing women, but quick to take offence usually.
Giorgia Meloni Gives Trump Both Barrels!
keep away from all pubs this coming wednesday


No cosy endings, no Happy ever After.