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Dragging it out! - Warning, Archers Alert

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Anne58 Tue 10-Sept-13 14:28:33

I do enjoy the Archers, having given up on all the TV soaps ages ago, but I find I'm shouting at the radio when it's on almost as much as I sometimes shout at John Grumphreys on the Today programme!

Please let super smug Pat and Tony find out soon about Helen and Rob (and what is it with that odd noise Tony makes nearly every time he's going to say something?) I can almost imagine them spontaneously combusting into the strawberry yoghurt.

And when exactly will Kathy tell Martin Gibson to shove his job up his patronising, misogynistic bean-counting arse? (come to think of it, she makes a funny sound before talking too)

Don't even get me started on Tom "the ready meal king" and Kirsty, "I can always see both sides of everything because I'm so nice and reasonable". Just bloody get on with it, I'm sure you went out with each other years ago, so why all the shilly shallying now? Larking about stealing each others chips and arguing over who has the biggest bit of the chocolate brownie, your are both in your THIRTIES ffs.

And I think we all know that Josh's birthday bash is going to end in tears, or at least an "oh noo" from Ruth.

Still, at least whiney Pip is off for a while (fingers crossed) smile and Puss cat and Tiger seem back to normal, although Matt does seem still unable to say either "yes" or "no" in the singular. Yeah yeah yeah, nah nah nah...................

Rant over, thanks for reading! grin

Gally Tue 10-Sept-13 14:37:12

grin
I missed quite a lot recently - what happened to Lillian's 'affair'? I take it Matt didn't rumble it? Martin Gibson is a real pain in the bum isn't he - unbelievable actually. I had a boss like him back in the 70's. I think he will get his comeuppance as will Ray. I think Linda will arrange for him to be up to his neck in the proverbial by the time Caroline returns wink

Anne58 Tue 10-Sept-13 14:39:36

Oh Gally Matt rumbled big time!

Have you noticed Linda's disapproving sniff when dealing with Ray's ideas? He is def. more holiday camp then Grey Gables style!

wisewoman Tue 10-Sept-13 14:44:46

I do so agree about Kathy and Martin. No one would put up with such an idiot! The Archers is turning into a pantomime with cardboard characters. I have stopped listening as I was always shouting at Kathy - tell him to shove it!!!

Anne58 Tue 10-Sept-13 14:58:42

I know what you mean wisewoman but I just can't give it up! We eat at the table and don't go through to the sitting room (where the TV is) until after the Archers.

Even Mr P is now hooked. During the Ruth & Sam almost affair, he was always to be found wiping the section of the worktop closest to the radio. He almost wore it away!

annodomini Tue 10-Sept-13 15:05:14

I pick up bits of it on Sunday morning and from those shreds and patches, I usually manage to find out what's going on.

Movedalot Tue 10-Sept-13 15:25:57

I love it, you can go away on holiday and come back and it doesn't matter what you have missed! I do actually find it hard to believe in Ray though, Caroline would never have put him in charge.

Who thinks Rob is genuine? I think he will go back to his wife. Perhaps. grin

Eloethan Tue 10-Sept-13 16:16:41

I've missed quite a bit. Matt was in Russia, I think. There was something about him losing all his money? Is he back with Lilian now and where is Brenda?

I expect we've all met people like Ray - full of supposedly bright "initiatives" but never available to deal with basic, everyday problems.

I too can't believe that Kathy would be able to keep her mouth shut for this long.

It's daft, but I like it!

Anne58 Tue 10-Sept-13 18:21:01

Mmmm, I think Rob will prove to be genuine, even if only because Helen has had such a bad time with men and the possibilities in the storyline for family falling out!

gracesmum Tue 10-Sept-13 18:27:53

Rob seems to be making excuses at the moment - but that's probably a red herring. As Movedalot says you can go away on holiday actually for years and nothing changes. Is that its charm - or am I just easily entertained?

shysal Tue 10-Sept-13 18:55:44

Just as an aside - I read that the actress who plays Brenda is the writer of the new TV series 'Pat and Cabbage'. I haven't seen it, but might take a look out of interest.
I follow the Archers and agree with most of the above comments, makes me wonder why I like it!

Grannyeggs Tue 10-Sept-13 19:21:10

I have listened it for ever, and I find a little break now and again keeps the blood pressure down a bit.i have missed a lot this summer, what happened to Lilian's affair? I can't remember the name of the guy, did he leave Lilian or was it the other way round. I have no idea why I still listen I think I am addicted, is there an Archers Anonymous out there?

Galen Tue 10-Sept-13 19:28:11

I am missing it these days at it coincides with archery on a Sunday!

gracesmum Tue 10-Sept-13 19:58:11

Grannyeggs - he had a heart attack and died!!! (after Matt who had found out about them, sent the "heavies" round to scare him off!)

Anne58 Tue 10-Sept-13 20:09:16

It was Paul, BTW who happened to be Matts half brother!

GrannyGear Tue 10-Sept-13 22:44:21

I'm a self-confessed Archers' Addict. One development I can't stand is the Ambridge Extra feature on Radio 4 Extra where you can hear bits of the story that don't appear on the regular Archers eg what happened to Matt in Russia and what Brenda has been up to in London. I think it's cheating! If you don't listen to Amex and I don't you miss important parts of the storyline.

Ray is just unbelievable. I'm sure a temporary stand-in manger would not be allowed to make sweeping changes to the running of a hotel.

Kathy's attitude to Martin is also out of character. A mature woman who has been a teacher, a pub landlady and run the health club at Grey Gables would not be so subservient to someone as obnoxious as Martin.

BTW Galen, you can always "listen again" on your computer to any episodes you missed first time around.

Grannyeggs Tue 10-Sept-13 22:55:09

gracesmum OMG is that true or are you having me on hmm

Nelliemoser Tue 10-Sept-13 23:06:48

Grannygear I think Kathy is being too submissive with the appalling
Martin. And he appears to have come out of nowhere as a pain in the butt. I agree that the scriptwriting is getting very irritating here I think she would have been a little more assertive. I have to say I am also an addict.

Hunt Tue 10-Sept-13 23:24:28

What's all this with the kissing? All I can picture in my mind's eye is the actos in question taking it in turn to kiss(noisily) their own hand! Get on with it and leave something to our imagination for goodness sake! ( ps, we love the Archers)

Hunt Tue 10-Sept-13 23:25:02

actors even

BarbaraAbbs Thu 19-Sept-13 10:56:59

I haven't listened to the Archers for a few months now so have missed what happened to Lilian and Paul - have to ask my friends. I switched on one day and heard Ilona (sp?) whingeing and after whingeing Helen and whingeing Pip, thought I don't need this. I stopped for months after Nigel's demise but started again. Thought I would have terrible withdrawal symptoms, esp on Sunday morning. But no.

Anne58 Thu 19-Sept-13 11:18:01

Barbara , no need to worry, Pips gone to Yorkshire, Illona hasn't been heard for months, and Helen isn't currently whingeing! (more like the odd "moan" IYKWIM wink

BTW I knew that Ray was a wrong 'un!