I do enjoy the Archers, having given up on all the TV soaps ages ago, but I find I'm shouting at the radio when it's on almost as much as I sometimes shout at John Grumphreys on the Today programme!
Please let super smug Pat and Tony find out soon about Helen and Rob (and what is it with that odd noise Tony makes nearly every time he's going to say something?) I can almost imagine them spontaneously combusting into the strawberry yoghurt.
And when exactly will Kathy tell Martin Gibson to shove his job up his patronising, misogynistic bean-counting arse? (come to think of it, she makes a funny sound before talking too)
Don't even get me started on Tom "the ready meal king" and Kirsty, "I can always see both sides of everything because I'm so nice and reasonable". Just bloody get on with it, I'm sure you went out with each other years ago, so why all the shilly shallying now? Larking about stealing each others chips and arguing over who has the biggest bit of the chocolate brownie, your are both in your THIRTIES ffs.
And I think we all know that Josh's birthday bash is going to end in tears, or at least an "oh noo" from Ruth.
Still, at least whiney Pip is off for a while (fingers crossed)
and Puss cat and Tiger seem back to normal, although Matt does seem still unable to say either "yes" or "no" in the singular. Yeah yeah yeah, nah nah nah...................
Rant over, thanks for reading! 
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