What a virtuous lot you are.I'm like MrsJamJam put the kettle on,have something to eat .After a long drive like last week may even have a nap.Not in a hurry to unpack.Best way to do that is to tip suitcase contents onto floor/bed.
If your travelling companion has a mobility scooter you could come home exhausted by trying to keep up with her.
Cat among the Pigeons? Not quite. (a light hearted post)
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Russian interference in U.K. politics
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.


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