M&S sale...guess what I found! ?

After popping into the sale today (I was able to caress The Dress!) I went into my favourite cafe for lunch. Lo and behold there was an elderly lady wearing The Dress! It made her look like her own great granny

I did actually buy a nice little T shirt, but I hardly think the £5 I paid for it will solve M&S's problems.

What were the Buyers thinking? Why don't they go back to what they are good at. Their underwear and classic clothes have always been winners. Why don't they put all trousers together, tops etc. There are too many ranges, I walked through their sales racks to the food section. They just haven't got it right.

Give the dress a run with some Dylon red and voila, your Handmaid costume for Halloween.

Also dyeable to blue, brown and green if you would prefer to be of a different Gileadean caste!

May the Lord open!

How to make anyone look like a sack of potatoes!

That's hideous

The trench coat looks awful even on the model.

used to love M and S ( sob)

That "trench coat" is absolutely beyond belief - what can they be thinking of?

Chewy.....I don’t want to be seen dead at all ( in anything)
I can look bad enough some days, alive! ?

Do you remember the khaki number? The armless trench coat?
www.marksandspencer.com/plus-cotton-rich-longline-trench-coat/p/p60143264?image=SD_01_T59_8551J_KH_X_EC_90&color=KHAKI&prevPage=plp

Looks like there are still a few of those available too, quick girls!

Welcome to Little House on the Prairie......!

Sorry lemon and Auntieflo, but I literally wouldn't want to be seen dead in either of those dresses!

Perhaps we could get a discount Auntieflo if at least ten of us buy them.
It would give us all a last laugh at least?

Lemongrove, what a great idea. Let's all buy one of the pink 'shrouds' and put them in the bottom drawer for one's final outing. In the sale they should be good value, if we wait long enough. It won't even matter if they only fit where they touch. ? (Apologies if I have hurt anyone's sensibilities).

No Jalima! The tartan dress with full sleeves, high neck, a sticky out skirt and a patch pocket on the chest is to "flatter the fuller bust". sheesh! Some people have no sense of style!

Dire

I can't believe these beautiful dresses haven't sold out before the sale The idea of sticking a pocket on the bust and then saying it's ideal for the fuller bust is hilarious. I suppose it is ideal if you want your bust to look three sizes larger.

DD sent me a photo of the school trousers that have just arrived from M&S. Two different styles, but claiming to be the same size. One pair is several inches shorter than the other.

Buy one, and book your funeral now Kitty

Thank goodness - I thought I'd missed out!

Well said Lemongrove.

A pink shroud, for the fashion conscious corpse?

I don’t know if anyone has said this yet, but it looks like a shroud to me. ?

It is beyond belief! They can't seriously expect people to buy them. Germolene pink - love that!!!

Its funny how sometimes you just KNOW things are going to be half price in the sale! Even then you don't want them.

Chewbacca is that designed to give you a fuller bust?
It certainly wouldn't disguise one!

annsixty thank you for the laugh!! You'll be able to hump your chest up like Cissie and Ada!