A brilliant idea from Galen...

Or drinking out of the garden pond with my bare bum in the air.

Don't worry. There will be takers. Look how keen that minx Phoenix is.

Jingle would you rather pose with nuts instead?

Pardon?

I knew I should have kept the packaging from my printer - those big chunks of polystyrene would have come in handy!

thatbags has the right equipment for Diana the huntress goddess.

Phoenix your tea towel was by far the best - but sometimes ya just gotta admit defeat

Galen do you have particularly large pearls?

Equipment?

Is bags particularly well endowed?

Just come across this as be out all afternoon , it sounds rather fun to me .
I would be up for it , although seeing all the profiles there are far better looking G/Ns around than me .

Still I thought about it , perhaps there could be a photo -shoot of different G/Ns. How about that ??

What do you mean, Nonu? How 'different'?

It's all about equipment Ana

Eh?

Bags has a bow and arrows and is very slim and attractive!

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I'm going to be the Rokeby Venus! I shall drape the pearls to hide my hip replacement scar!

phoenix the Christine Keeler one is brill!
Shall we put you down for that?

Galen thank goodness for that ..... I was thinking of the Botticelli Venus and whether you had enough pearls!

Not that I'm implying........

April fools day was yesterday.

I'm up for it, so long as it's not too soon (suntan/diet )

Model Writing Postcards by Carl Larsson. Substitute iPad for cards?

Personally, I rather fancy the pre Raphaelites - Ophelia by Millais wearing a pair of earphones - but may possibly have problem with the electrics in the lake!

I have been a nude model - would a painting do?

Actually, now I think back to my dim and distant past, I was once shown nude and about 20ft high at Windsor Festival................

Galen re the Christine Keeler, I'll think about it. Part of the problem might be that I don't have the right chair, let alone the legs. My shoulders and arms are ok ish though......could I have a wig? I'm in the process of growing my hair, and it's not going too well.

Re. the comment about profile pics, I must point out that the one of me on the day I married Mr P is now 10 years old. (Where the hell did that go?)

I have a limited edition print of this on our sitting room wall.

My ex husband always said that it could have been me! (In the days when I had long reddish hair) When I asked for it back, his then partner said "Oh you mean the painting that looks like you"

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Any picture of me would be reminiscent of certain Lucien Freud ones and I don't mean his portrait of the Queen! I would need a great deal of airbrushing.

It shows too much Gally!

And are you really saying you still look like that? #pantsonfire