Now look here, when we first adopted Digby, this so called summer, via Cats Protection, he came with the name "Tiggy" (Riverwalk , I have discussed the naming of him before in another post, but can't for the life of me remember which one, so this recap is mainly for your benefit), which Mr P felt was rather a "camp" name for such a big boy. I wanted to call him Kevin, because he looked like a Kevin. Mr P was not sure. We settled on Digby because it wasn't too far removed from the sound of the name "Tiggy" so we thought it wouldn't confuse him too much.
As it turns out we could have called him Hieronymus Bosch, Frederick Finkelbaum or Eleanor bloody Roosevelt for all the notice he takes. At least Maurice, who we have had from a kitten and is therefore a well brought up chap with good manners, has the decency to respond to his name. (He sometimes gets a bit over keen, and will turn to us with an enquiring look if we happen to mention going shopping in Morrisons, but once he has realised his mistake he averts his gaze, as he isn't one to listen in to conversations that don't concern him).
And, for the record, he may have come sans gonads, but he does have a micro chip, which the others don't (I have been tempted to sneak him into the self service area of Asda, scan him, and see if "Unexpected item in the bagging area" comes up, but then I might get charged for him by weight, which would never do.) And anyway, I have it on good authority that long tails are just soooooo last year.
