There is a new Persil advert for some sort of washing machine tablet and at the end it says "Keep away from children." Now if they said "Keep these tablets away from children" it would make more sense, but the general exhortation to avoid children seems a bit OTT -and always makes us chuckle.
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?
I Shall Be a Weather Forecaster In My Next Life Or...
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.



but I can't quite get my head round the way they've worded the advert.
