A Professor of Linguistists was lecturing his class.
"In English," he said "a double negative forms a positive. However in some lanuages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, where a double positive expresses a negative."
A voice from the back of the class piped up "Yeah, right."
Waitrose has stopped providing bags for loose veg.
Anyone see the first episode of The Party?
Good Morning Monday 12th October 2026
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.



