Parking

I once parked on my mobile phone. It still worked when I found it in the mud, though the screen was badly crazed.

At least you didn't have to pay for the privilege, anno!

And who would you pay?

There are several signs in the private car park behind the shops just around the corner from where I live. They say "No paking" in huge painted letters.

Just wondering if you would get away with that as a point of law ?? absent maybe not.

OMG what happens in that car park absentgrana? To pake is urban slang for ....well it's to do with male sexual gratification@)

Remind me of my mother who on being told that two school kids were shagging in the playground replied 'they're rather young to be smoking , aren't they?'

Did she think they were smoking pipes?

Tempted to Google pake but not going too - not after I looked up BBW!

No don't google pake lol.

Oh, come on folks! Pake has many meanings, if you Google it. It too me ages to find the one vampirequeen was referring to....

Not looking, not listening, la,la la la!

Well whatever paking means, they are not supposed to do it there.