Love this, taken from an article about him in the Telegraph this morning:
“The former fireplace salesman served as defence secretary under Theresa May and education secretary under Boris Johnson during Covid, somehow managing to keep British schools closed longer than any comparable country while making a fiasco of exams. He was sacked from both roles. Astoundingly, Boris awarded him a knighthood in March.
When I saw that Rishi Sunak had appointed him Minister without Portfolio, I thought:
1. Not trusted to be given a proper job but too feared not to be given a job. He knows too much.
2. Payback time for twisting arms during the Tory leadership campaign.
3. This will be a disaster that “professionalism and integrity” Sunak lives to regret.
Sure enough, it was just weeks before leaked text messages appeared to show Williamson threatening the then chief whip Wendy Morton for not getting him an invitation to the Queen’s funeral. He whinged at being excluded from Westminster Abbey and accused Ms Morton of “rigging the ticket allocation” to punish people like him who had not supported Liz Truss. He seemed to warn the chief whip not to “push him about” saying darkly, “there is a price for everything”.
Ms Morton sent the messages to the Conservative Party after making a formal complaint about Williamson’s behaviour. She has now referred him to Parliament’s independent complaints and grievance scheme.
“I of course regret getting frustrated about the way colleagues and I felt we were being treated,” apologised Williamson, unapologetically – though this time, it wasnt enough to save his bacon and last night he resigned.
Until yesterday, he enjoyed the Prime Minister’s “full confidence”. but claims that Williamson had told a senior civil servant to “slit your throat” and “jump out of a window” made his position untenable. In classic Alan Partridge style, he did not deny using those words but “disputed they amounted to bullying”. Slit your throat being a term of endearment in the fireplace community. Can you imagine such behaviour in any other workplace?”
Sums up the dung beetle nicely I think.