Grammaretto, not quite champagne but absolutely had to open a bottle of wine tonight. Keeping the champers on ice for when they get kicked out at next election. I haven't stopped laughing yet. Addicted to wall to wall news at the moment.
Who is left to take up a cabinet post? Maybe we should revisit the Youth Training Scheme? YTS chancellor/ home secretary? - couldn't be any worse than BJ's mates.
Surely the game's up for Boris! I can just imagine the panicky meetings going on as well as the sub plot meetings. One day it'll be interesting to hear about it but it'll probably be restricted access for years. Will there be a night of the long knives?!
Two gone in the hope they will stand a chance at PM when BJ gets pushed. Interesting to see what slimy toady Gove does. Patel Truss Coffey Dorries - all the nodding donkeys still supporting for now. The whole cabinet are surely complicit. At last some folk with a conscience.
It feels like a game of Jenga as more and more pieces fall! About blxxxy time too. Far too many scandals merely accepted. Where is British decency? We have been laughed at internationally ever since BJ was made Firesign Secretary. Sadly none of the current cabinet are in any way suitable for PM. Let’s just hope this mess comes to an end soon.
We should start a book on what excuse the PM will find for absenting himself from parliament tomorrow. He has used a family member with Covid and an urgent trip to Ukraine so what next? A note from his dad? Please excuse Boris from answering questions today. He has a gippy tummy.