MayBeMaw
Tenuous.
Not sure that’s what OP is getting at.
What the OP is 'getting at' with regard to the name is irrelevant.
What is relevant is that lorry drivers have been told that a 4 hour wait for clearance at Dover (if they ever get the procedure properly sorted, that is) will be normal and Elphicke is blaming the EU for the big increase in paperwork.
I'm old enough to remember when we were in the EU and there wasn't any paperwork involved. Lorries just went through to the ferries with no checks (apart from passport & booking, I assume)
Perhaps someone needs to explain to Ms Elphicke why the paperwork has suddenly materialised.
It's somewhat on a par with Nadine Dorries thinking it unfair that we would no longer have MEPs when we left the EU.