If you’re wondering what the whole EU vaccine row is all about, this is my understanding of the whole EU, Ireland, vaccine thing explained in pizza terms for the simple minded:-
New pizza restaurant opens;
?- Who wants ??
??- Yep, please, pepperoni and shed loads of it!!
?- Ok, ??, while I’m making the ?? order, do you want anything?
??- Yes please but hold on! Everyone what are we having?
??- Pepperoni
??- Plain cheese
??- Anchovies
??- Mushroom
??- Pineapple ?
????????- Who the f —- invited ??? We are NOT having pineapple you heathens!!
?- Well while you decide we’ll crack on with the ?? order ?.
(Some hours later)
??- We too shall have pepperoni!
?- Great we’re just dealing with the ?? order but will start yours ASAP! All ovens fired and we’re cracking on.
??- No! We have ordered!! You shall deliver to us NOW!!!
?- Well, you can have a few but we really do have an obligation to deliver ?? theirs first.
??- Fine, then we shall block the garden path to the ??. No more pizza for them until we get ours!!!!
??- Who left the side gate open?! ?? ffs why haven’t you shut your gate?
??- You said we could keep it open so we can still go and see next door and take them stuff. You said it was a good thing.
??- We said that to try and strong arm the UK into not leaving us!!
??- But........
??- (Mutes ??) It’s ok we have the key, just lock it anyway.
Sinn Fein- I focken dare yous to touch our gate!!!!
??- ??? Erm...we’ve talked to the ?? and decided NOT to lock the gate. We shall wait patiently in line for our ? and see if there is a calm & rational way to speed up production.
QED