Policies please!!!

"The Accidental PM" ?
Otherwise known as lots of accidents waiting to happen.

I'm very much thinking about "If" , you know from the poem "If you can keep your head when all about you "
It was going to be "Strong and Stable" but I've changed my mind.

Sorry, but you'll have to stop hiding so we know you've kept your head.

I'd suggest Pride and Prejudice, but it's already been used. Same applies to Great Expectations.

I'm also puzzling about who to dedicate the book to. (It takes my mind off the other disasters) It should be my dear hubby of course, but there are so many others I have to thank.

You could dedicate it to David Cameron. He's the one who left you in this mess resigned so that you could become PM.

Mmm so "To David C without whom I wouldn't be where I am today."
I'm thinking "For Boris who always spoke his mind"
or
"For Michael G who cleared the way for me"

Dave C as in call me Dave.

Possible book title for you Theresa.
"Theresa in Blunderland" courtesy of yesterday's Observer.

I think you need to forget about the book and be a bit more responsible.

www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/pound-sterling-latest-updates-exchange-rate-theresa-may-leadership-brexit-cabinet-conservative-a8051621.html

You are being blamed for this.

I'm being blamed for everything! But I have the solution for Brexit. Everything will be put to a vote in Parliament (I know I said it wouldn't be before, but they don't call me Turnabout Theresa for nothing). All MPs will have a vote. Then when we don't have any agreement and finish up in a complete mess I can blame them! Isn't democracy wonderful

What a brilliant idea Theresa! Offer a meaningless vote when it is too late to change anything! Sounds very democratic.
As you say the ensuing disaster will be all Parliament's fault. Then you can cut and run having done your duty of obeying "The Will of the People" and delivering Brexit.

Ignore the fact that this is on Voxpolitical.
Even you, Theresa, might enjoy this twitter exchange between Ralph Little and Jeremy Hunt.
By the way, is he hiding again since this?

voxpoliticalonline.com/2017/11/14/actor-ralf-little-schools-jeremy-hunt-on-mental-health-provision/

It's about one of your pet projects.

Oh Ralf Little is much better looking than JH as well isn't he? Maybe you'll have another place on the cabinet soon and you could. It could do with an upgrade in the handsome department. I do feel sorry for you having to have meetings with them so often. Must be a trial. Do you ever get a bit ratty with that husband of yours for "supporting" you in your bid to become PM?

Henry V111 powers - if they don't agree with you, just chop their heads off.
Very 21st century.

Here's a good housing policy, building in cloud cuckoo land.

www.24housing.co.uk/news/more-than-40000-new-homes-could-be-built-on-londons-roofs/

Tell me Theresa, is it true that Larry the Cat ate the Brexit position papers? What a naughty pussy!

You'd think Theresa realised that that excuse never washed with teachers, either.
She needs to write 500 times, "I must not tell lies..."

Here's another lie, told to parliament yesterday.

politicalscrapbook.net/2017/11/may-boasted-about-high-pay-under-the-tories-on-the-day-real-wages-fell-for-the-eighth-month-in-a-row/

How about it, Theresa; a promise to tell the truth? Your lies are so easily uncovered.

I'm going to rely on Charles 11 here and his reply to Rochester's rhyme
We have a pretty witty king,
Whose word no man relies on;
He never said a foolish thing,
Nor ever did a wise one.

"My words are my own, but my actions are those of my ministers"
And we all know that my ministers are a lot of useless bas unpredictable.

(Larry the Cat has protested that he won't be blamed for the fiasco going on at No. 10 and is considering starting his own thread)

Please tell Larry the Cat I love his Twitter feed. Especially when someone said how angry you looked at something and he said, “you haven't been sick in one of her shoes”.
Was it leopard skin? ?

Oh dear! I just thought I had put too much moisturiser on one foot. And that explains why the cabinet all looked as if they had a nasty smell up their noses (although they usually do any way).

You should definitely look at his Twitter feed. He often calls Palmerston the cat down to No. 10 from the FCO for a telling-off. Perhaps you could learn from his example?

I should keep him inside on Tuesday lunchtime. You are going to get a big food delivery for your foodbank, courtesy of the People's Assembly.

Are you listening, Theresa?

www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2017/11/16/its-time-the-treasury-listened-to-the-national-audit-office-when-it-comes-to-government-debt/

The NAO tells the truth. Time you copied them?

By the way, we know you don't like reading things, because David said you didn't have time to look at the Brexit papers.
Just have a look at the pictures.