*DURHAMGEN FOR PM ??*

Ha ha yes! I do wish there was a way to keep floors pristine though.

Yes, okay! She has got a sense of humour thank gaud. She,s 82 but a whirlwind of activity and an inspiration. I hope I didn't come a cross as racist. I am mostly German myself so I can't be racist.

You do get it's the factory workers coming into the offices who wear the slippers, not the office workers?

This was less than 10 years ago wot, so it will be interesting to hear what she says - let me know.

Gott im Himmel! Shocked and amused about the slippers used in offices, Wilma. I,'ll have to ask my cousin__she does get annoyed whenever I suggest that they're slightly fanatical!!

Better practice your spelling!

NTO we'll take turns on QT, so we'll all need to look smart. Nobody will see your leggings though because you'll be sitting down all the time. I have enough cleavage for two (or three ) so you can borrow some of mine to dazzle the men who think with their wotsits.

wot they have those giant slippers in German factories too for workers coming into the posh bits of the offices. I thought they were quaint ornaments until someone explained. It always reminded me of fairy tales for some reason!

Secretary!

Wilma - sorry but I've already bagged QT as I'm the Business Secretar. I'll need to look business like and now dj's banned the stylist I'll have to dress myself so I'm sorting out my best pair of leggings to go with the posh shoes. I may have a suit somewhere from pre-retirement days, too. Must I have a cleavage as I'll be on TV, do you think?

I went round a stately home in Germany and we had to wear big sloppy felt slippers over our shoes. So we were polishing their floors as we proceeded.!

I thought of getting some for visitors - we have a new carpet

I went with my grandchildren to a swimming pool yesterday, and they had to wear those blue plastic things there, Jalima.

Very expensive stockings (expenses?) Lots of pairs
They could get snagged on the barbed wire.

I do not have a budget for such fripperies. You will have to provide them out of your expenses, better still come in your stockinged feet.

No, no no, I will stomp in with the smell of the countryside on my boots.
I want everyone to know that I will be doing a Proper Job, not just pretending to know what a cow or sheep is.

You will have to provide those horrible blue plastic overshoes, you know, the ones they give you in some NT houses.

I am the minister for art and culture don't you know. I have to care for the expensive and artistic carpets.

I trust you won't be wearing them in the house. Or at least wash them before you do.

Just heard that the woman who won £43,000 for being the best dressed woman at Aintree bought her dress for £7
It's not money you need, it's a sense of style

Which rules me out, so I still want some designer wellies.
On expenses.

Of course in our parliament, we are going to sort things out so well in the beginning, that we will even have the agreement of an admiring opposition.
Most of them don't really want to be Tories anyway. They didn't expect things to get this bad, and will be glad of an excuse to change direction.

Some u-turns are bad, of course. U-turns made on not fracking under national parks and SSIs, and on renewable energy come to mind.
Those are in this parliament, without the restraint of the Libdems.

Thanks PM, will fill in a form for you to sign as my line manager!

Okay, Wilma, just for that.
How many suits do you think Cameron and Osborne have got for the front row?

www.google.com/url?q=http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/28/coalition-u-turn-list-full&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwi7x-XB1oHMAhUHng4KHezXDToQFggFMAA&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNGyz0pd9A_QTVHeGbD_8pYwIoFsgA

U-turns up to 2013, Whitewave.

Sorry DJ but if I'm going to be on QT and sit in the front row during PMQT, I at least want an advance on my salary to buy a couple of new suits. I promise to buy something that I can mix and match and not choose designer labels (won't fit me anyway).

My father in law built them.
He was in the engineers and had to go in front of all the tanks building bailey bridges across the rivers before they got there.
He met Montgomerie once when he was left to guard a bridge that they had just built in record time. All the other troops went into the town to relax, and he was just left there, when Monty appeared with his entourage.

No dj I would worry very much indeed about anyone wanting to be worse than the present shower.

Just looking on the news about the temporary bridges used in D Day - wonder if Millibands dad used it? What a brave lot they all were. I find this part of our history fascinating.

By the way how can I get a list of all the u turns this shower have done?

Just heard that the woman who won £43,000 for being the best dressed woman at Aintree bought her dress for £7.

So no dress allowances or advisers, sorry.
No I am not sorry. Daft word in these straitened times.

Do we all need to read Orwell's 1984 again, so we can gen up on what newspeak is, or rather what we should not say?
After all, we do wish to be an improvement on the present shower - or am I taking this too seriously?