*DURHAMGEN FOR PM ??*

Ministry of health or social security for me.

I fancy arts and culture - just think of all the freebees!

In fairness to mediaeval masterbuilders, I should point out that it's that bit of Victorian tat the Palace of Westminster that's falling down, not Westminster Hall.

Move Parliament elsewhere in the country would and that happy region would be blessed with all the MPs, peers, lobbyists etc. Any volunteers?

Sorry, delete first would. Predictive text tried to turn all the into Allah. This is a bit scary!

Re failing A level maths being a barrier to being Chancellor, I understand our present Chancellor only has O level maths.

You being groomed, grumppa?

OMG predictive text is being taken over by ISIS do you reckon?

PS When you've sorted out who's going to be Prime Minister can I be Business Secretary, please?

Nandalot - is that true? Only 0 level maths? No wonder the country's going to the dogs.

Blimey * not* that's a can of worms at the moment.

Whitewave - I'm itching to get the steel workers sorted and to get manufacturing going again in this country. Should take only a few e-mails, couple of meetings, maybe a business trip or too...............

Don't forget to take your daughter and a back of an envelope and you are sorted?

Secretary of State for Health Galen

I reckon between us all we could get this country sorted out.

So I have , more in common with .george than thought

Jalima, you for chancellor , I learned my book keeping with ledger and pen , best way

If no-one's volunteered for education, can I take that, too? I reckon I could do a better job than Nicky Whatsername - and I don't look like a rabbit in the headlights, either!

Where would we move parliament to, though?
I still fancy York.

Redcar. The town could do with some jobs and I'm sure parliament could provide a few.

I think it should move to Wales , how about Aberystwyth , always seems to rain there, and the breeze off the sea would ruffle Georgie's hair, if he to remove that hard hat, wonder if he wears it to bed

I didn't think it was a joke tgre

If I sgree to accept the position of home Secretary will I need kitten heel shoes and a heaving bosom, I am rather fond of my clogs

So sorry, I admire her principals immensely

Put me down for Social Security. I worked there long enough to stop money being wasted trying to reinvent the wheel and making the same mistakes on every new project or initiative because some bright young thing thinks they're the first ones to with a particular idea. Let me know if I have to come up with green or white papers on the reforms to persuade you to support my bid for the Cabinet.

You have my support Wilma, I think we are forming a great government. Who is up for Agriculture?

They do have a vegan shadow minister, don't they, so it could be a vegetarian or vegan, as they would show concern for animals.

Don't know much about sheep Annie, but I lived in SA perhaps I could be something to do with diversity ? I have bags of experience of intolerance

If England is granted it's own parliament, then it could be based in London. The UK parliament could then move to somewhere in the north west of England which would be the region closest to all 4 capital cities in the UK.