PARTY PASS THE TORCH

Go and wash your smutty minds * Hetty* is my Hoover ,what WAS you thinking of [ blush].

jeni, you know all about these turbo-charged pink things - what can it be?

Ooerr!

no she is very petite and has a powerful suck on her she has a boyfriend called Henry both of them are turbo charged

Ride her? Is she a large lady, then?

And my trusty pink sidekick * hetty* won't Stand any nonsense we are a formidable duo....I might ride her to the next party she sorts out the. Men from the boys [ wink]

Speak for yourself, nellie! No dusty crevices round here, used or unused!

And my feather duster will remove any cobwebs from seldom used dusty crevices Anagram [ grin]

You want to get nellie round, soop. Apparently she works wonders in only her Marigolds....{grin]

Anagram Oower! That was on the eve of my 67th...a good night was had by all the family. I really am going to do other useful things...such as washing the dishes...

Quite! As I've said before 'I'm a good girl I am'
But good at what?

Don't be so coy, soop! I've seen that photo of you posing seductively on your bed!

STOP it, you lot. I have important matters to deal with. Can't be doing with all this naughtiness.

Yes he does Anagram,so we dunked it twice to get the flavour!

I would have thought the nice young RSPCA man would have preferred full-strength Red Bush!

Not on your * Nellie* Anagram. My Red Bush is now trouble free and decaffeinated

Anagram...and now I've you to contend with...

hope the tears are not rolling down your legs. soop

nellie
(Perhaps he thought you said 'deadly red bush'.....!)

nellie and jeni...I really don't know what to do with you both. I am having a fit of the giggles...and it's all your fault!

Now I come to think of it ,my tea was not my usual one,he became excited when I mentioned partaking of my TETLEY RED BUSH.

Jeni I don't know where you get your tea from,but mine does not come in a brown wrapper,just bog standard PG tips.....I notice you didn't suggest there was anything in the cake though [ wink]

Nothing like a bit of crumpet!

yes Soop the nice young man from the RSPCA came back to check me out look at the dog ,he was so nice I offered him tea and crumpets this time

Makes a change from rabbits!