I keep finding the odd woodlouse pottering around in my kitchen. Twice I've found one on the hob! And a few times in my upstairs bathroom. Why are they coming indoors? And how can I convince them that being outside is really far nicer for them?
why do Wetherspoons employ these idiots?
A general election (democratic eh not like Hamas) is taking place in Israel on Tuesday next week.
Would you rather stay your current age or swap the digits around?
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.


