I saw a doorstop in the sale for £16 instead of £26, so called in our local Laura Ashley next day. 'Sorry, the sale ended last night' said the sales assistant. It was perfect for DiL, who had said she wanted one recently, so I said 'OK, I'll take it, but I do object to seeing other items still at the sale price here.' 'Oh, I know - sorry' said the sales assustant, who then produced a bag proclaiming the massive sale reductions and put the doorstop in it. I whipped it out and helped myself to a posh carter bag on the counter, and said 'you won't mind me not advertising your sale under the circumstances, will you?' She commented that I ought to pay for it really, so I looked at her over my glasses and said 'thanks.' Cheek!
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