I'm not talking about broken bones, falls, heart attacks, strokes or indeed people who live 20 plus miles away from the nearest hospital, strangly enough, they rarely call us unless they really need us.
In my 12 hour shift as an experienced clinician in the control room yesterday, very few people live more than 5 miles away from one of 3 big hospitals and several minor injury/illness units. The calls I'm talking about are the blocked noses, short lived D&V in young and normally healthy adults, people who have had a particular condition for the last year that has not changed but decide that a Saturday afternoon is the time to get it 'checked out' by ringing 999. Many people know the words and phrases to use to enable them to get a resource and the risk of complaints and litigation is too great to risk my livlihood to refuse.They may not get taken to hospital but it still costs the NHS around £270 for a visit which does not involve a visit to hospital (it's around £350 including taking them to hospital) to say nothing of the time it wastes.
We do deal with too many mental health conditions that neither the ambulance service nor A&E are equipped to deal with but until mental health services are properly funded and organised this will continue.
I stand down around half of the calls I triage over the phone but we are no longer an emergency service (never have been actually, we are designated as an essential service) we are mainly a mobile primary care service. Oh and by the way, I am unfailingly polite and kind on the phone but yesterday alone, I got called a 'f**** c* and was threatened with being 'hunted down and stabbed'. None of this particularly distresses me, I'm a tough old bird but it does get rather wearing after a while.