Actually, rocknroll, I never had an operation.
Long story, but after a few days in Durham hospital with doctors wondering why I was in there over Easter just with backache, someone came who could read the xrays and mri scans.
They found an ambulance very quickly and sent me to intensive care in the Freeman. Intensive care for a week with all sorts of drugs, then a ward for another three weeks while they decided whether to operate or watch and wait.
They then sent me home to my son's. I wasn't allowed to do anything, no carrying anything above 5kg, about ten different tablets, painkillers, statins, three for blood pressure, aspirin for thinning the blood, and a bleeper in case anything happened again.
Lots more tests in outpatients, and eventually after a year they told me the dissection had closed completely. The surgeon said I must have an angel looking after me, as he'd only seen it once before.
Have cut down on the tablets now, and bought a lightweight vacuum cleaner straight away, weighing less than 5kg.
I didn't know anything about this condition before it happened. There is a website, which my son found out about, but wouldn't let me look at for ages.
Aortic dissection doesn't get a mention on NHS choices.
When I first went to see my GP after I came out of hospital he said, "See you after the operation, I hope."
Haven't seen him since.
The other thing you get out of is shopping. You cannot push a heavy trolley, as that strains you too much, so you have deliveries and ask them to put all the shopping in a place where you can pick things up easily.
No constipation, either!
When I was in hospital I had an alarm for if my blood pressure went up over 130 or down below 100, and when it went off I was often sitting on a bedpan. Very embarrassing.