Well, it looks as though there are plenty of us in the same boat, Ibelonghere! Welcome to Gransnet!
My Epistick is here, sitting beside me as I type. I must steel myself to use the thing tomorrow, otherwise it'll join a long line of items bought and never used, often because I've wimped out (come in, blood pressure monitor I never dared use because I got it into my head it would just keep on squeezing, and squeezing, and squeezing...
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Two of my menfolk have picked the Epistick up, studied its rather dubious appearance and the Chinese writing, and quietly put it back down. I have no idea what they're thinking. 