Erectile dysfunction

LOL, they don't go round the exhaust, only over a hook on the pipe and chassis. They don't enhance anything, just maintain what's there.

This is what they look like.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Universal-Exhaust-Rubber-O-Ring-Hanger-Mount-Round-Spacer-Bracket-Rubber-/221632899371?pt=UK_SportingGoods_OtherSports&var=&hash=item339a59a92b

Well, the penile rings go all the way round. So you can see why my mind was boggling!
I have seen a few cases of priapism, where you have to stab the (top) glans penis several times to relieve the swelling, but never one of that proportion.

Wishful thinking ?

Which?
Mine the stabbing or
Yours the penis of that dimensions?

I presume you've seen the Pompeii pictures of
The Phallus weighing his penis against a sack of gold, which is outside The House of the Vetii?
And the Biphallic Priapus in the brothel?
Oh! And e lovely carved Priapus in the room behind the kitchen in the House of the Vetii?

Give me time to think about that ......................................

On a serious note. Tried the ED ring that Richard spoke about (not the exhaust ring from the garage). IT WORKS !!!!
Mrs P has a smile on her face this morning.

Trouble is, my stamina is not up to the job, must get fitter.

So if any of you are having similar problems give them a try, only £2.99 on EBay, and no side effects.

No wonder your knee is giving you trouble!

Good for you pompa (and mrspompa!)

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Oops don't know what happened there! I was going to say is there not a side effect of a fit of the giggles? (not necessarily negative side effect)!

as Mishap says- don't come complaining now Pompa-

I wonder if I can take it off yet ?

Well if you don't 'it' might fall off (not the ring)- never been a lamb farmer? ;)

You can go to A&E to have it removed - you might have to wait 4 hours. You would make their day and provide a little light relief!

And you wouldn't be the first!

Glad I'm not looking for sympathy from you lot !

A bit drastic removing it! Couldn't they just remove the ring?

If blood supply compromised not need to do anything, as per granjura's post, it'll just drop off and you can put the ring back in the garage pompa!

I've seen many! Also many a penis caught in a zip by men going commando! Do you go commando pompa?

And sometimes the reasons given for turning up in A+E beggared belief! Must have thought nurses were either stupid or as gullible as goodness knows what

Galen, is that your usual chat up line ?

Nylon zips are not as lethal as the old metal ones.

Come on, give us a laugh, lets have some of the reasons given.

I think the mascara brush in the bladder (of a woman) was one of the most amazing BMJ photos! Ouch!

I know someone who had to remove a potatoe from an old man's bottom in casualty- apparently it had got 'in there' by accident as he sat on it- in the days before butt plugs were freely available (not that I would know, of course).