words that grandchildren mispronounce

After parking in the par cark we went shopping in Happytat. We still have cuggles, a mix up of hugs and cuddles.

My son at around 2yo couldn't say "biscuits" , so decided they were "boddits". We still ask if anyone would like a boddit.

Oh my goodness! This thread is EXACTLY what I need tonight - thank you all for the giggles!

DS1 came up with ‘knock knock egg’ for boiled egg, ‘splattered egg’ for fried egg and ‘oggat’ for yogurt. Aged about two.

When my son, age 4, came home from his first day at school, I asked if he had made any friends, yes he said, what was his name I said, after a pause "it was a bit like rabbit and sprout!", we worked it out, Robert!

Spotty McDougall dog( my daughter at 5 years old) describing a Dalmatian dog because it was an advert with a Dalmatian for McDougal flour.

DD came up with 'raditaters' when we needed to put the heating on. 'Heliclockters' frequently flew over our house.

DS became a dab hand at unskinning (peeling) the carrots.

GS's favourite mid-morning snack is a glass of milk with a piece of 'fat jack' (flapjack).

All these are in use in the family and we are looking d=forward to adding to our personal dictionaries!

Dressing down (dressing gown)
Sandwinge (sandwich)
Gingerbread cat ?
Tingle bells (jingle bells)

Hop Copter from a 3yr old. ( now 61 )
For helicopter.

"1/2 a pound of what would you like", when my brother did not know what to call scales, the actions of tipping sideways from side to side went with it.

2 yo GS loved Boobies (blueberries) ! And Hygiene fan (ice cream van)!!

My grandsons have all seemed to be remarkably articulate but one of my daughter's stumbling blocks was hospital which she always pronounced hostible. 47 years later we still call it the hostible.

Lellow for Yellow was my oldest most difficult word.

My GD is fascinated by my 'crinkles' She loves stroking my face and says they are so soft!

My little grandson loves dinosaurs and says triecertops for triceratops and heclopter for helicopter

DD now 40, aged 3, singing Silent Night:
Round yon fir tree mother and child
Holy infant so tender and wild

DS now 39, aged 7, referring to his collection of dinosaur figures:
Why are they all called Madinchinnas?
... all Made in China

My 5 year old GS says beaufital instead of beautiful. Melts my heart every time ❤️

Our grandson coined the word hoptikeller. I invented slipper houses. Other grandson learning his Hail Mary....Hail, Mary, full of grapes. ?

The worst I can think of was my DD shopping with DGC on her 34th birthday. In a crowded supermarket the 2 yr old child was saying Mummy is dirty hoar, Mummy is dirty hoar over and over lolol

My grandson calls chicken fillet strips, "Wobbly Chicken," and chocolate fingers, "Chocolate Sausages."
My grandaughter calls fabric, "faggots" and prawns, "Porns."
They are so cute.

My very much younger sister made us all laugh when she insisted that she put on her bedclo at bedtime. We said a nightie was bedclothes, but for her one item was only a ‘clo’.

Another one - fook instead of foot!

All three have called my husband Purple before learning to say Grumples. One still chooses to call him Purple, which pleased him greatly. Aminals, I'm Danny to one of them still, ellingfant, wilf not wolf, plus we always make sure one of them has a full set of cutlery if we go out having had him boom across the restaurant "I need a f***". We did point out he didn't need it, what he was trying to say was 'Please may I have a ... " Hmmm...

Don't see mine but I used to say " hee-highs" , high heels
"Lickstick"
My DS said "igleemoo" for where Eskimos live!!

Two of our families favourites from throughout the years.

Grandson (now 27 !) complication instead of constipation, he informed his mum he wad a bit complicated.....

Eldest daughter ( now ?? ) when she was very much younger and we were running for a bus, she said quite loudly " oh we've pissed the bus" as it disappeared into the distance !

It's surprising how we still use the constipation one, when we are suffering !!