Sayings no longer heard.

Once had one but the wheels fell off.
Looks like a piffy up a stick.
Black over Will's mother's
Mad as a box of frogs.
Daft as lites.
Clumsy Clot.
Thinks his body every self cos his mother's got a mangle (my late MiL's favourite saying)
Up the apples and pears to Bedfordshire

Adam's ale (water)
Taking Shanks' pony (to go somewhere on foot)
All fur coat and no knickers
The rag 'n' bone man's coming
Pleased as Punch

That's my quota of old sayings for tonight, my brain needs to reboot.

as daft as a brush

as dead as a door nail

as bold as brass

as nice as ninepence

A fine kettle of fish!

Corporation pop [ water from the tap.]

Not on your Nellie!

Pull the other one (it's got bells on)

Blow me down (with a feather)

I just love all those, will have to copy them and print them when the thread dies down (goes belly up).

Wash your mouth out with soap (punishment for swearing).

Just what the doctor ordered.

And Fanny's your Aunt!

butter wouldn't melt.

As black as your hat.
red hat, no knickers.
ecky thump.
Bob's your uncle.

Keen as mustard.

I keep it in the Glory Hole.

All fur coat and no knickers

No better than she ought to be

Plumbus! My iPad does not recognise Latin!

Well known medical disease. Plum us oscillans!

Swinging the lead.....went on a course where the young person taking it pronounced it as in dog's lead. Neither of my daughters had heard of it when I asked them.

Tickety boo

Blooming Nora

what's up duck

Raining cats and dogs.

Coming down in stair rods.

A blind man on a galloping horse....(wouldn't notice....)

As thin as a galloping hatpin!

Think On!
I'll go to the foot of our stairs is my all time favourite - I can hear my gran's voice