LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

I once knew a countertenor
Who dyed his hair with red henna
It made his voice soar

I once knew a countertenor
Who dyed his hair with red henna
It made his voice soar
Akin to a roar

I once knew a countertenor
Who dyed his hair with red henna
It made his voice soar
Akin to a roar
He emptied the community center!

Sopranos can also be screechy

Sopranos can also be screechy
Even if the song is quite peachy

Sopranos can also be screechy
Even if the song is quite peachy,
Too much vibrato

Sopranos can also be screechy
Even if the song is quite peachy,
Too much vibrato
When singing legato

Sopranos can also be screechy
Even when the song is quite peachy
Too much vibrato
When singing legato
This makes us sound rather bitchy.

The isle of Capri is so fine

The isle of Capri is so fine
Its Blue Grotto is really sublime

The isle of Capri is so fine
Its Blue Grotto is really sublime
Relax in the sun

The isle of Capri is so fine
Its Blue Grotto is really sublime
Crystal clear waters appeal

The isle of Capri is so fine
Its Blue Grotto is really sublime
Relax in the sun
Have summertime fun

The isle of Capri is so fine
Its Blue Grotto is really sublime
Relax in the sun
Have summertime fun
Enjoying a really great time

Another great island is Crete

Another great island is Crete
And the people there are so sweet

Another great island is Crete
And the people there are so sweet
They're friendly and warm

Another great island is Crete
And the people there are so sweet
They’re friendly and warm
Each morn a bright dawn

Another great island is Crete
And the people there are so sweet
They’re friendly and warm
Each morn a bright dawn
And always a pleasure to meet.

The autumn winds do blow outside

The autumn winds do blow outside
So I shall stay at home and hide,

The autumn winds do blow outside
So I shall stay at home and hide
I’ll close my curtains

The autumn winds do blow outside
So I shall stay at home and hide
I’ll close my curtains
As the weather worsenso

The autumn winds do blow outside
So I shall stay at home and hide
I'll close the curtains
As the weather worsens
And gets more chilly nationwide

Christmas starts early every year

Christmas starts early every year
At summer's end, it begins I fear

Christmas starts early every year
At summer’s end, it begins I fear
Firstly Halloween

Christmas starts early every year
At summer's end, it begins I fear
Firstly Halloween
November between

Christmas starts early every year
At summer's end, it begins I fear
Firstly Halloween
November between
So get on your halloween gear

Samhain is nearly upon us