LIMERICKS (April 2025 contd August 2026)

It was peaceful at home for a while
After scenes so shocking and vile

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarrelling out of your head!"
"A dog you are not
So stop all this rot
Try being a hamster instead"

It was peaceful at home for a while

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarrelling out of your head!"
"A dog you are not
So stop all this rot"

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarrelling out of your head!"
"You're no dog - you're a girl!"

So she went to the vet who said
Get that quarrelling out of your head
A dog you are not

So she went to the vet who said
"Get that quarreling out of your head!"

She disliked the neighbours cat
Who was I admit quite a brat
Living side by side
Was no easy ride
As she loved a good old spat.

So she went to the vet who said

She disliked the neighbours cat
Who was I admit quite a brat
Living side by side
Was no easy ride

She disliked the neighbours cat
Who was I admit quite a brat
Living side by side

She disliked the neighbours cat
Who was I admit quite a brat

His wife thought that she was a dog
She’d pant when she went for a jog
Kept her bowl on the floor
Would bark at the door
Or sit like a bump on a log

She disliked the neighbor's cat

His wife thought that she was a dog
She’d pant when she went for a jog
Kept her bowl on the floor
Would bark at the door

His wife thought that she was a dog
She’d pant when she went for a jog
Kept her bowl on the floor

His wife thought that she was a dog
She’d pant when she went for a jog

My neighbour thought he was a cat
As he frequently sat on the mat
He called out, "Meow!"
Caught a mouse somehow
Then jumped on my lap. Fancy that!

His wife thought that she was a dog

My neighbour thought he was a cat
As he frequently sat on the mat
He called out, "Meow!"
Caught a mouse somehow

My neighbour thought he was a cat
As he frequently sat on the mat,
He called out, "Meow!

My neighbour thought he was a cat
As he frequently sat on the mat,

My favourite time of the year
Spring, seeing daffodils gives cheer
Snowdrops oh so white
Crocus, aconite
All blossoms to me are so dear.

My neighbour thought he was a cat

My favourite time of the year
Spring, seeing daffodils gives cheer
Snowdrops oh so white
Crocus, aconite

My favourite time of the year
Spring, seeing daffodils gives cheer
Snowdrops oh so white

My favourite time of the year
Spring, seeing daffodils gives cheer

I thought that was a real cute verse
Said the vicar who hijacked the hearse
It rhymed.and it scanned
So couldn’t be banned!
Yes, it could have been a lot worse

My favorite time of the year

I thought that was a real cute verse
Said the vicar who hijacked the hearse
It rhymed.and it scanned
So couldn’t be banned!

I thought that was a real cute verse
Said the vicar who hijacked the hearse
It rhymed and it scanned