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MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:59:49

grin

keepcalmandcavachon Tue 23-Jun-26 20:52:19

"Winner Of Village Show Best Celery Stalked!"

keepcalmandcavachon Tue 23-Jun-26 20:48:20

"Top chef who accused Kenwood of faulty appliances left with egg on his face and now faces a proper grilling!"

MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:38:22

A report has come in about a skirmish in Mr. Soft Scoop''s incecream parlour, after a customer complained about "A hard lump" in his fudge supreme sundae.
Asked to comment, owner Henry Wallis said "personally, I find that hard to swallow".

MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:33:23

A fight broke out in a stationery shop on Saturday, after a staff member threatened to give an aggrieved customer "A clip round the ear"

MT62 Tue 23-Jun-26 20:30:24

Cheesy jokes are the best 😂

Grannybags Tue 23-Jun-26 20:10:36

🤣🤣🤣

MissAdventure Tue 23-Jun-26 20:10:02

Eg - A local knicker factory has closed after fifty years service.
Simon Bloggs, the owner said "The bottom has just fallen out of ladies underwear".