New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Better to walk and get steps in
And reward myself with a gin
That goes to my head

Better to walk and get steps in
And reward myself with a gin

Then go out and paint the town red
But then spend the next day in bed
I'm too old for this
Best to give it a miss
Before madness goes to my head

Better to walk and get steps in

Then go out and paint the town red
But then spend the next day in bed
I'm too old for this
Best to give it a mess

Then go out and paint the town red
But then spend the next day in bed
I'm too old for this

Then go out and paint the town red
But then spend the next day in bed

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page
Sit down with a gin
Breathe out and then in
And lock the anger in a cage.

Then go out and paint the town red

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page
Sit down with a gin
Breathe out and then in

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page
Sit down with a gin

Sorry, I’ll try again……..

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share
She just doesn’t care
As long as she’s got her teapot.

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I have to turn the page

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share
Contd
She just doesn’t care
As long as she’s got her teapot.

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I turn the page

In my kitchen I roar and rage
But then I turn the page

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share
She just doesn’t care

Good job she is a good sport
And not the volatile sort
She's willing to share

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I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap
Though I think he really is Jenny's

Good job she is a good sport
And not a volatile sort

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I’ll sit on his lap
If old, I’ll feed him his Rennies.

So court me, you rich silver fox

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap
Though I think he really is Jenny's

Good job that she is a good sport

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap
I'll sit on his lap,

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies
A smart well off chap

I might try a man in civies
Got to have plenty of pennies

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong
But it doesn’t last long
I’ve sadly a list of failures.

I might try a man in civies

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong
But it doesn't last long

Sorry, didn't see your post!

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
I like guys in blue

I do have a penchant for sailors
With uniforms from good tailors
Temptation is strong