New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Then off on the ocean will sail
No letters or even email
Away from it all
And not a phone call

Then off on the ocean will sail
No letters or even email
Away from it all

Then off on the ocean will sail
No letters or even email

I hope this year's summer is hot
I'll be heading abroad if it's not
I'll drain my account
Of a large amount
And hire myself berth on a yacht

Then off on the ocean will sail

I hope this year's summer is hot
I'll be heading abroad if it's not
I'll drain my account
Of a large amount

I hope this year’s summer is hot
I’ll be heading abroad if it’s not
I’ll drain my account

I hope this year's summer is hot
I'll be heading abroad if not

So spring will be here soon, yippee!
That's certain to make me chirpy
Then I'll put on my clogs
Walk out with the dogs
And stroll on the coast by the sea

I hope this year's summer is hot

So spring will be here soon, yippee!
That's certain to make me chirpy
Then I'll put on my clogs
Walk out with the dogs

So spring will be here soon, yippee!
That’s certain to make me chirpy
Then I'll put on my clogs

So spring will be here soon, yippee!
That’s certain to make me chirpy

It's too wet for me to go out
The boredom is making me pout
Snacking all morning
Sleepy and yawning
I wonder what life's all about

So spring will be here soon, yippee!

In my kitchen I roar and rage
As if I were up on a stage

Sleepy and yawning

It's too wet for me to go out
The boredom is making me pout
Snacking all morning

It's too wet for me to go out
The boredom is making me pout

Should wedding gowns always be white?
Would change give me such a fright?
My mother's was blue
I would like that too
But not black, that's a colour for night

It's too wet for me to go out

Should wedding gowns always be white?
Would change give me such a fright?
My mother's was blue
I would like that too

Should wedding gown always be white
Would change give me such a fright
My mother's was blue

Should wedding gowns always be white?
Would a change give me such a fright?

My son’s getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear
I wish it was brighter
But I do suit lighter
I'll end up with this one, I fear

Should wedding gowns always be white?

My son’s getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear
I wish it was brighter
But I do suit lighter

My son's getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear
I wish it was brighter

My son's getting married this year
My dress is a pale shade of pear

Strict dieting makes me depressed
It makes me feel hungry and stressed
I want to eat more
Cos food I adore
But I do need to look my best

My son's getting married this year