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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

TheSunRisesInTheEast Sun 15-Feb-26 23:05:32

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs

hollysteers Sat 14-Feb-26 15:01:42

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs

GoldenLady Sat 14-Feb-26 14:57:21

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach

TheSunRisesInTheEast Sat 14-Feb-26 11:45:09

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures
Up hill and down dale

I love to walk on the beach

Magenta8 Sat 14-Feb-26 10:42:53

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggles my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures

crazyH Sat 14-Feb-26 09:52:40

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures

Mollygo Sat 14-Feb-26 09:05:04

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale

Clawdy Sat 14-Feb-26 08:25:07

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It's different for sure
Don't crash to the floor!
Or else you will end up not driving.

I'm off to a church jumble sale

friendlygingercat Sat 14-Feb-26 00:07:21

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure
Dont crash to the floor!

hollysteers Fri 13-Feb-26 23:31:49

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure

TheSunRisesInTheEast Fri 13-Feb-26 23:17:46

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving

crazyH Fri 13-Feb-26 18:30:28

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind
What you sow, so shall you reap

I once tried indoor skydiving

hollysteers Fri 13-Feb-26 16:42:02

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind

GoldenLady Fri 13-Feb-26 15:56:04

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind

TheSunRisesInTheEast Fri 13-Feb-26 14:52:49

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep

MollyNew Fri 13-Feb-26 13:40:16

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don't find a man
All lovers I'll ban
And I'll sit all alone in the shade

They say beauty is just skin deep

hollysteers Fri 13-Feb-26 08:37:20

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I’ll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don’t find a man
All lovers I’ll ban

TheSunRisesInTheEast Thu 12-Feb-26 20:53:48

If I don't find a man

pably15 Thu 12-Feb-26 20:42:01

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid

Magenta8 Thu 12-Feb-26 19:56:16

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten
You can date lots of men
Before your ways become too set

I know that my looks will soon fade

TheSunRisesInTheEast Thu 12-Feb-26 19:51:20

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten
You can date lots of men

hollysteers Thu 12-Feb-26 16:58:12

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten

Magenta8 Thu 12-Feb-26 16:14:48

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get

TheSunRisesInTheEast Thu 12-Feb-26 15:14:32

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said, "Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go
And you can keep your cheap looking bling.

There was a young girl called Rose

pably15 Thu 12-Feb-26 15:10:05

Hindsight is a wonderful thing
I should not have bought her that ring
She said " Thanks, but no!"
Now pack up and go
I'm really enjoying my fling

Not ready to settle down yet