New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Tomorrow I’ll walk on the beach
The pier I'm hoping to reach
If I let go your hand
I'll fall in the sand
So I will cling on like a leech

Sounds of waves and smell of sea-air
And all the fun of the fair

It's happy I'll be

Sounds of waves and smell of sea-air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts

Sounds of waves and smell of sea air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts
Wear hat made of felts

with Sounds of waves and smell of sea air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts
Wear had made of felts
And roam around without a care

It sounds like a good life to me

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free
Just do what you please

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free
Just do what you please
With the greatest of ease
As long as your fit as a flea.

New start line Rocketstop ?

I ate an Easter egg
While standing on one leg

One day I ate and Easter egg
As I was standing one leg

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing one leg
My Caesar, he barked

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked
I’m easily narked

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked
I'm easily narked
And now my leg looks like a peg!

A bit of peace would be so nice

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice

In my kitchen I roar and rage
I can't find the cookery book page

Sorry, lost the plot

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
And a nice spicy side

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
A nice spicy side
The poppads I’ll hide

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
A nice spicy side
The poppads I’ll hide
Then clear it away in a trice.

I’ll turn off my phone for a change

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange
It talks with itself

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange
It talks with itself
(As dumped on a shelf)

Ill turn off my phone for a change
Of late it’s been terribly strange
It talks with itself
(As dumped on a shelf)
I’ll place it somewhere out of range.

Some people exist for their phone

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain