New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat
But it’s not every day that I bake.

I’m getting wider and wider

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet
A really top treat

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make
Delicious and sweet

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake
With real lemon and butter I make

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe
And our girlfriends have both disappeared

Lemon drizzle is my favourite cake

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too
Both have size ten shoe

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard
The same star sign too

Me and Jack thought this very weird
We both have the very same beard

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."
And peeped through the crack...

Me and Jack thought this very weird

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"
I said "Fancy that."

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack
He laughed, "It's a cat!"

Wild horses could not keep me back
I decided to ring my friend Jack

I ran out of the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!
It all had no reason or rhyme.

Wild horses could not keep me back

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam
Creating a WHAM!

I ran out the room just in time
Before he committed a crime
The door I did slam

I ran out the room just in time
before he committed a crime

I'll go with the first one it seems best

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?
He could pounce on me in a blink

I ran out of the room just in time

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
He's stripey and big

He may be a tiger I think
And he's jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?
I'd stop him, but how?

He may be a tiger I think
And he’s jumped right into the sink
Help! What to do now?

He may be a tiger I think
And he’s jumped right into the sink

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair
Enjoys a warm beer
I'm afraid to give him a pat.

He may be a tiger, I think

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair
Enjoys a warm beer

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat
He sleeps on the chair

My neighbour has a large cat
She says he is big boned not fat