Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I’ve decided I’m getting a boat
Just hope the darned thing will float!
I'll set forth on the lake

I’ve decided I’m getting a boat
Just hope the darned thing will float!

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed
I might sleep all day
Right here I'll stay
Or perhaps I’ll get up instead

I’ve decided I’m getting a boat

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed
I might sleep all day
Right here I'll stay

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed
I might sleep all day

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred
A brand new mattress for my double bed.

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me
Vital bits might turn blue
I wouldn't know what to do
Except a big warm cup of tea

Brought to me by my nice pal Fred

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me
Vital bits might turn blue
I wouldn't know what to do

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me
Vital bits might turn blue

I'm off for a swim in the sea
I hope it's not too cold for me

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part
Henry got nasty
Demanded a pasty
So I made one - a real work of art!

I’m off for a swim in the sea

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part
Henry got nasty
Demanded a pasty

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part
Henry got nasty

I’ve just made a strawberry tart
And gobbled up the largest part

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype
I just sit on my bum
Chewing on some gum
And have a few puffs of my pipe

I’ve just made a strawberry tart

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype
I just sit on my bum
Chewing on some gum

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype
I just sit on my bum

I'm just not the sporty type
A lot of it gets too much hype

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it is June
Balls go to and fro
I wish I could go
And I wish I could go to the moon

I'm just not the sporty type

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it is June!
Balls go to and fro
I wish I could go

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it is June!
Balls go to and fro

Wimbledon is starting quite soon
At last - thank goodness it's June!

My hubby will watch them for hours
Especially reruns of Faulty Towers
The old shows are funny
The ones that made money
And those old films like Austin Powers

Wimbledon is starting quite soon

My hubby will watch them for hours
Especially reruns of Fawlty Towers
The old shows are funny
The ones that made money

My hubby will watch them for hours
Especially reruns of Fawlty Towers
The old shows are funny