Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

My crazy neighbours next door
Keeps pigs, fifteen sows and a boar
They groan and they grunt
They bully the runt
I really can't stand any more!

I've decided to move somewhere better

My crazy neighbours next door
Keeps pigs, fifteen sows and a boar
They groan and they grunt
They bully the runt

My crazy neighbours next door
Keeps pigs, fifteen sows and a boar
They groan and they grunt

My crazy neighbours next door
Keep pigs, fifteen sows and a boar

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I'd say
She was wearing a hat
And stroking a cat
Looks like she found a lost stray

My crazy neighbours next door

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I'd say
She was wearing a hat
And stroking a cat

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I'd say
She was wearing a hat

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I’d say

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van
He'd fetch the new piano
And I'd sing soprano
While planning our trip to Japan

I met an old lady today

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van
He'd fetch the new piano
And I'd sing soprano

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van
He'd fetch the new piano

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van

We had a meet up of locals
Me and some nearby farm yokels
Something had to be done
A yokel had a shotgun
But he couldn't see through his bifocals

We had to agree a new plan

We had a meet up of locals
Me and some nearby farm yokels
Something had to be done
A yokel had a shotgun....

We had a meet up of locals
Me and some nearby farm yokels
Something had to be done

We had a meet up of locals
Me and some nearby farm yokels

We had a meet up of locals

The smell from his house was so bad
Well it drove us excessively mad
His carpets were rotten
He’d clearly forgotten
The toilet pipe leaks by his Dad.

The smell from his house was so bad
Well it drove us excessively mad
His carpets were rotten
He’d clearly forgotten

The smell from his house was so bad
Well it drove us excessively mad
His carpets were rotten

The smell from his house was so bad
Well it drove us excessively mad

The old man at the top of the road
Lived in a ramshackle abode
With twenty-four cats
He drove us all bats
He also kept frogs and a toad

The smell from his house was so bad

The old man at the top of the road
Lived in a ramshackle abode
With twenty-four cats
He drove us all bats

The old man at the top of the road
Lived in a ramshackle abode
With twenty-four cats

The old man at the top of the road
Lived in a ramshackle abode