Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I think I will choose the North Yorks coast
It's the place that I love the most

I think I will choose the North Yorks coast
It's the place that I love the most
I’ll stay at Filey

I think I will choose the North Yorks coast
Its the place that I love the most
I’ll stay at Filey
I rate it most highly

I think I will choose the North Yorks coast
Its the place that I love the most
I’ll stay at Filey
I rate it most highly
And there's Whitby with a ghost

As a child I jumped waves in the sea

As a child I jumped waves in the sea
The feeling just filled me with glee

As a child I jumped waves in the sea
The feeling just filled me with glee
My poor mum was worried

As a child I jumped waves in the sea
The feeling just filled me with glee
My poor mum was worried
To me she hurried

As a child I jumped waves in the sea
The feeling just filled me with glee
My poor mum was worried
To me she hurried
She needn't have fretted about me

As a child you don't feel the cold

As a child you don't feel the cold
It's different once you get old

As a child you don't feel the cold
It's different once you get old
Swim in the North Sea?

As a child you don't feel the cold
It's different once you get old
Swim in the North Sea?
No problem for me

As a child you don't feel the cold
It's different once you get old
Swim in the North Sea?
No problem for me
Despite my age, I’m really quite bold

I enjoyed a nice lunch with my friend

I enjoyed a nice lunch with my friend
We do this every fourth weekend

I enjoyed a nice lunch with my friend
We do this every fourth weekend
I love oysters and squid

I enjoyed a nice lunch with my friend
We do this every fourth weekend
I love oysters and squid
Only cost fifty quid

I enjoyed a nice lunch with my friend
We do this every fourth weekend
I love oysters and squid
Only cost fifty quid
I always save up to this end.

My husband is keen on shipwrecks

My husband is keen on shipwrecks
He likes to stroll round the decks

My husband is keen on shipwrecks
He likes to stroll round the decks
Few planks to walk

vThe poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
I had to warn you

My husband is keen on shipwrecks
He likes to stroll round the decks
Few planks to walk
And no pirate talk

My husband is keen on shipwrecks
He likes to stroll round the decks
Few planks to walk
And no pirate talk
Let's hope he is wearing his specs!

There was an old lady on Gransnet

There was an old lady on Gransnet
Who started a long thread on her debt

There was an old lady on Gransnet
Who started a long thread on her debt
In dire need of help

There was an old lady on Gransnet
Who started a long thread on her debt
In dire need of help
She just had to yelp

There was an old lady on Gransnet
Who started a long thread on her debt
In dire need of help
She just had to yelp
And we’d send her cash via the Internet

I’m going to Zumba today