Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Maybe try something new?

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Maybe try something new?
Or just boot her off of my patch!

While hubby was mending the toaster

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster
It's a great piece of art

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster
It's a great piece of art
And now I feel smart

While hubby was mending the toaster
I was framing my new poster
It's a great piece of art
And now I feel smart
But perhaps should not be such a boaster

If you simply don't know how to knit

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Just don't go to the zoo

GoldenLady

The poor dog continues to scratch
Just sprayed her so don't light a match
What else can I do?
Just don't go to the zoo

Oops GoldenLady - I think that one has already finished!!

If you simply don't know how to knit
I would suggest a starter kit

If you simply don't know how to knit
I would suggest a starter kit
With needles and wool

If you simply don't know how to knit
I would suggest a starter kit
With needles and wool
So you don't look a fool

If you simply don't know how to knit
I would suggest a starter kit
With needles and wool
So you don't look a fool
I hope your creation will fit

Early June is a wonderful season

Early June is a wonderful season
Makes life seem to have a reason

Early June is a wonderful season
Makes life seem to have a reason
Busting out all over

Early June is a wonderful season
Makes life seem to have a reason
Busting out all over
Grass full of clover

Early June is a wonderful season
Makes life seem to have a reason
Busting out all over
Grass full of clover
And a garden with buzzing bees in!

There once was a girl with pink tresses

There once was a girl with pink tresses
Who matched them with lovely pink dresses

There once was a girl with pink tresses
Who matched them with lovely pink dresses
Then added Doc Martens

There once was a girl with pink tresses
Who matched them with lovely pink dresses
Then added Doc Martens
Which she covered in tartans

There once was a girl with pink tresses
Who matched them with lovely pink dresses
Then added Doc Martens
Which she covered in tartans
Her personal style she expresses

It's time for me to get much fitter

It's time for me to get much fitter
Corsets, they’re getting much tighter

It's time for me to get much fitter
Corsets, they’re getting much tighter
I'll pop to the gym

It's time for me to get much fitter
Corsets, they’re getting much tighter
I'll pop to the gym
Though it feels rather dim

It's time for me to get much fitter
Corsets, they’re getting much tighter
I'll pop to the gym
Though it feels rather dim
But will show everyone I'm no quitter!

Whilst cleaning the bathroom one day

Whilst cleaning the bathroom one day
A bath spider came out to play