Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake
He dressed like a dandy
At times known as Mandy

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake
He dressed like a dandy

I once knew a fellow called Jake
Who was so incredibly fake

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty
All day she would toil
While the breakers did roil
And the work made her terribly sweaty

I once knew a fellow called Jake

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty
All day she would toil
While the breakers did roil

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty
All day she would toil

There was a young lady called Betty
Who used to sell fish by the jetty

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy
I went for a beer
Felt full of good cheer
And ordered a chop with some gravy

There was a young lady called Betty

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy
I went for a beer
Felt full of good cheer

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy
I went for a beer

The rain started falling so heavy
I might as well go have a bevy

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun
But along came a cloud
With thunder so loud
And all he could do was run

The rain started falling so heavy

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun
But along came a cloud
With thunder so loud

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun
But along came a cloud

A grumpy old man in the sun
Was certainly not having fun

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits
She couldn't get up
Got bit by the pup
"Enough now" said she, "I quits!"

A grumpy old man in the sun

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits
She couldn't get up
Got bit by the pup

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits
She couldn't get up

I once saw my gran do the splits
Her corset it broke into bits

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth
And others went south
So she tried a quick cure of molasses.

I once saw my gran do the splits

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth
And others went south

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gases
Some left via her mouth

There once was a granny with glasses
Whose body contained many gasses

Nigel F’s been at it again
To some people he’s a real pain
Take him or leave him
But just don’t believe him
He's somewhat lacking in brain

There once was a granny with glasses