June '25 Limerick (July '21 & July'23 continued)

One hour in the sun is enough
After that, I start to feel rough

One hour in the sun is enough
After that, I start to feel rough
I look for some shade

One hour in the sun is enough
After that, I start to feel rough
I look for some shade
Umbrella, home made

One hour in the sun is enough
After that, I start to feel rough
I look for some shade
Umbrella, home made
While covered in sun block and stuff

My bikini days are long gone

My bikini days are long gone
I'm glad I have my clothes on

My bikini days are long gone
I’m glad I have my clothes on
My legs look so creased

My bikini days are long gone
I'm glad I have my clothes on
My legs look so creased
My sun flat I've leased

My bikini days are long gone
I'm glad I have my clothes on
My legs look so creased
My sun flat I've leased
Wrinkle creams have just proved a con

I am ageing gracefully now

I am aging gracefully now
As I dance the quick step then bow

I am aging gracefully now
As I dance a quick step then bow
He leads me to my chair

I am ageing gracefully now
As I dance a quick step then bow
He leads me to my chair
And my flesh I don’t bare

I am ageing gracefully now
As I dance a quick step them bow
He leads me to my chair
And my flesh I don't bare
But I used to bare lots and how!

I used to be quite a raver

I used to be quite a raver
In those days I was much braver

I used to be quite a raver
In those days I was much braver
I'd sing and I'd dance

I used to be quite a raver
In those days I was much braver
I’d sing and I’d dance
Twist, jive and just prance

I used to be quite a raver
In those days I was much braver
I'd sing and I'd dance
Twist jive and just prance
Now it's modesty I favour

I need to learn how to make cakes

I need to learn how to make cakes
To take to some charity bakes

I need to learn how to make cakes
To take to some charity bakes
So chocolate or fruit?

I need to learn how to make cakes
To take to some charity bakes
So chocolate or fruit?
Fruit cup cakes sound cute

I need to learn how to make cakes
To take to some charity bakes
So chocolate or fruit?
Fruit cup cakes sound cute
Or the kind that a pastry chef makes.

Lemon with frosting sounds good

Lemon with frosting sounds good
But my cakes always taste like wood

Lemon with frosting sounds good
But my cakes always taste like wood
But again I will try

Lemon with frosting sounds good
But my cakes always taste like wood
But again I will try
I don’t want to buy

Lemon with frosting sounds good
But my cakes always taste like wood
But again I will try
I don't want to buy
Because homemade is healthy food

I think I will go to a class

I think I will go to a class
But given my sass