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But I'm quite content with my stew
And dinner at home with you
No chef or waiter
A coffee later
Then maybe a whisky or two

An old friend of mine liked a dram

But I'm quite content with my stew
And dinner at home with you
No chef or waiter
A coffee for later

But I'm quite content with my stew
And dinner at home with you
No chef or waiter

But I'm quite content with my stew
And dinner at home with you

I wonder which one foots the bill
Possibly Charles or maybe Will
Have they an account?
To spend large amount,
Happy hours just eating their fill.

But I'm quite content with my stew

I wonder which one foots the bill
Possibly Charles or maybe Will
Have they an account?
To spend large amount

I wonder which one foots the bill
Possibly Charles or maybe Will
Have they an account?

I wonder which one foots the bill
Possibly Charles or maybe Will

I've heard that some royals go there
Though sitings of them are quite rare
They go through the back door
Red carpet on the floor
But I've heard that they bring their own chair

I wonder which one foots the bill

I have heard that some royals go there
Though sitings of them are quite rare
They go through the back door
Red carpet on the floor

I have heard that dome royals go there
Though sitings of them are quite rare
They go through back door

I have heard that some royals go there
Though sitings of them are quite rare

I hear some make the Ritz their home
If I could affrd, I'd not roam
Too snooty for me
But great afternoon tea
With cakes stacked up like a dome

Ive heard some royals go there

I hear some make the Ritz their home
If I could afford I'd not roam
Too snooty for me
But great afternoon tea

I hear some make the Ritz their home
If I could afford I'd not roam
Too snooty for me

I hear some make the Ritz their home
If I could afford I'd not roam

The Ritz is the venue for me
For wonderful afternoon tea,
Tiny sandwich and cakes
That the gourmet chef bakes
And there’ll be famous faces to see

I hear some make the Ritz their home

The Ritz is the venue for me
For wonderful afternoon tea,
Tiny sandwich and cakes
That the gourmet chef bakes

The Ritz is the venue for me
For wonderful afternoon tea,
Tiny sandwich and cakes

The Ritz is the venue for me
For wonderful afternoon tea

The Ritz is the venue for me

I enjoy the piano too
Much more than I like the kazoo
The tinkle of keys
WIth after noon teas
And dressing up smart for our "do"

I enjoy the piano too
Much more than I like the kazoo
The tinkle of keys
WIth after noon teas

I enjoy the piano too
Much more than I like the kazoo
The tinkle of keys

I enjoy the piano too
Much more than I like the kazoo