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I've never tried standing on skis
But standing on snowboards a breeze
Think I'll get a coach
I know one called Roach
And learn how to move and not freeze

My husband has got a new knee

My husband has got a new knee
If he’d kept the old one, he’d have 3

This made me giggle Mollygo

My husband has got a new knee
If he kept the old one, he's have three
But what would he do

My husband has got a new knee
If he kept the old one, he's have three
But what would he do
When going to the zoo

My husband has got a new knee
If he kept the old one, he'd have three
But what would he do
When going to the zoo
Would his extra knee get in for free?

The garden is flooded again

The garden is flooded again
It's really becoming a pain

The garden is flooded again
It's really becoming a pain
My bulbs have all sunk

The garden is flooded again
It's really becoming a pain
My bulbs have all sunk
I'm in a blue funk

The garden is flooded again
It's really becoming a pain
My bulbs have all sunk
I'm in a blue funk
And now it's beginning to rain!

I love writing rhymes on this site

I love writing rhymes on this site
There's very rarely a bun fight

I love writing rhymes on this site
I do it most every night

I love writing rhymes on this site
I do most every night
I sit down and type

I love writing rhymes on this site
I do most every night
I sit down and type
Try to give it some hype

I love writing rhymes on this site
I do most every night
I sit down and type
Try to give it some hype
A skill of which some folks make light

And now it is time for my bed

And now it is time for my bed
With lots of new lines in your head

And now it is time for my bed
With lots of new lines in your head
I write poems in my sleep

And now it is time for my bed
With lots of new lines in your head
I write poems in my sleep
No need to count sheep

And now it is time for my bed
With lots of new lines in your head
I write poems in my sleep
No need to count sheep
But when I awake they’ve all fled.

We’re flooded with adverts for Flash!

We're flooded with adverts for Flash
I'll buy some when I have the cash

We're flooded with adverts for Flash
I'll buy some when I have the cash
There's mud on my floor

We're flooded with adverts for Flash
I'll buy some when I have the cash
There's mud on my floor
From under back door

We're flooded with adverts for Flash
I'll buy some when I have the cash
There's mud on my floor
From under back door
Caused by my dog making a splash

Expecting a visitor soon

Expecting a visitor soon
And they should be here around noon

Expecting a visitor soon
And they should be here around noon
Ham salad for lunch