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I would like to swim in the sea
And bask in the sun, happily
I’ll read a good book
Then go home and cook
Something really tasty for tea.

I'm having a day off today

I would like to swim in the sea
And bask in the sun, happily
I’ll read a good book
Then go home and cook
or
With no work today
A cream tea on my tray

(just needs a last line)

I would like to swim in the sea
And bask in the sun, happily
I’ll read a good book

I would like to swim in the sea
And bask in the sun, happily
With no work today

I would like to swim in the sea
And bask in the sun, happily

Then perhaps you'll not feel so down

I would like to swim in the sea

And I'm a lovely shade of brown
Lying on the beach, not in town
The sky is so blue
I'll come drink with you

And I’m a lovely shade of brown
Lying on the beach, not in town
The sky is so blue

And I'm a lovely shade of brown
Lying on the beach not in town

I'm covered in sun tan lotion,
Quite an exotic concoction
Main ingredient: gin
And brown sauce thrown in,
I really enjoy such devotion.

And I'm a lovely shade of brown

I'm covered in sun tan lotion,
Quite an exotic concoction
Main ingredient: gin
And brown sauce thrown in

I'm covered in sun tan lotion,
Quite an exotic concoction
Main ingredient: gin

I'm covered in sun tan lotion,
Quite an exotic concoction

I'm simply no good at satnav
And sadly he thinks I'm a chav
Think it out again
Oh that’s such a pain
With the few little brain cells I have.

I'm covered in sun tan lotion,

I'm simply no good at satnav
And sadly he thinks I'm a chav
Think it out again
Oh that’s such a pain

I'm simply no good at satnav
And sadly he thinks I'm a chav
Think it out again

I'm simply no good at satnav
And sadly he thinks I'm a chav

I'd fall for a handsome young chap
I'd kiss him and sit on his lap
Look into his eyes
Balanced on his thighs,
Then we'd elope, with big map.

I'm simply no good at satnav,

I'd fall for a handsome young chap
I'd kiss him and sit on his lap
Look into his eyes
Balanced on his thighs

I’d fall for a handsome young chap
I’d kiss him and sit on his lap
Look into his eyes

I'd fall for a handsome young chap
I'd kiss him and sit on his lap

I wish I was slim, lithe and tall
I would have no worries at all
I’d shimmy around
Not making much sound
And wear a new dress to a ball.

I'd fall for a handsome young chap

I wish I was slim, lithe and tall
I would have no worries at all
I’d shimmy around
Not making much sound

I wish I was slim, lithe and tall
I would have no worries at all
I'd shimmy around

I wish I was slim, lithe and tall
I would have no worries at all