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The vows were exchanged in a pool
Because someone said that was cool
But the priest nearly drowned
Fainted on the ground
Should return to divinity school

Is the couple officially wed?

Is the couple officially wed?
They certainly share the same bed

Is the couple officially wed?
They certainly share the same bed
Diamonds on her ring

Is the couple officially wed?
They certainly share the same bed
Diamonds on her ring
She sure loves her bling

Is the couple officially wed?
They certainly share the same bed
Diamonds on her ring
She sure loves her bling
And just wants 'I do' to be said.

Her baby is due by next June,

Her baby is due by next June
The family are over the moon

Her baby is due by next June
The family are over the moon
But will it be twins?

Her is due by next June
The family are over the moon
But will it be twins?
Or better still quins?

Her baby is due by next June
The family are over the moon
But will it be twins?
Or better still quins?
Doctor says they will know quite soon.

So will they need five cots or two

So will they need five cots or two
Will the Nursery be pink or blue

So will they need five cots or two
Will the Nursery be pink or blue
Best choice may be white

So will they need five cots or two
Will the Nursery be pink or blue
Best choice may be white
Or cream could be right

So will they need five cots or two
Will the Nursery be pink or blue
Best choice may be white
Or cream could be right
But be sure it is next to the loo

Now that we're past Halloween

Now that we're past Halloween
Might stop behaving like a teen

Now that we're past Halloween
Might stop behaving like a teen
No more green make-up

Now that we're past Halloween
Might stop behaving like a teen
No more green make up
Time for a shake up

Now that we're past Halloween
Might stop behaving like a teen
No more green make up
Time for a shake up
And bonfire night soon on the scene.

A week full of sparkles and bangs

A week full of sparkles and bangs,
A bonfire on which a guy hangs,

A week full of sparkles and bangs,
A bonfire on which a guy hangs,
A bonfire to cheer

Correction!

A week full of sparkles and bangs,
A bonfire on which a guy hangs,
But dont get too close

A week full of sparkles and bangs,
A bonfire on which a guy hangs,
But dont get too close
And of smoke get a dose

A week full of sparkles and bangs,
A bonfire on which a guy hangs,
But dont get too close
And of smoke get a dose
And beware of people with fangs

The evenings are getting much darker

The evenings are getting much darker
It’s time for warm scarves and a Parka

The evenings are getting much darker
It's time for warm scarves and a Parka
Turn on light and heat