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henetha Sat 05-Apr-25 10:27:21

GoldenLady wrote new line...

I believe Spring is finally here,
So celebrate with lots of cheer,

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crazyH Wed 15-Oct-25 12:21:00

The toad was blown into the lake
The elephant started to shake
His weight cracked the earth

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Oct-25 15:06:11

The toad was blown into the lake
The elephant started to shake
His weight cracked the earth
Unbelievable girth!

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Mollygo Wed 15-Oct-25 21:37:53

The toad was blown into the lake
The elephant started to shake
His weight cracked the earth
Unbelievable girth!
From eating far too much pound cake?

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Mollygo Wed 15-Oct-25 21:38:31

My door has a life of its own.

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Magenta8 Thu 16-Oct-25 09:29:04

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan

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henetha Thu 16-Oct-25 12:11:43

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan
Or is it the ghost?

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MollyNew Thu 16-Oct-25 17:56:57

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan
Or is it the ghost?
What scares me the most?

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52bright Fri 17-Oct-25 00:02:36

My door has a life of its own
It will creak, squeak, speak, wail and moan
Or is it the ghost?
What scares me the most?
Is its creepy human like tone

You just don't know what is out there

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Oct-25 02:59:40

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare

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Magenta8 Fri 17-Oct-25 08:03:57

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare
There's monsters about

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henetha Fri 17-Oct-25 11:00:55

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare
There's monsters about
Of that there's no doubt

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Oct-25 14:35:36

You just don't know what is out there
Could be a very big scare
There's monsters about
Of that there's no doubt
It might be a ghost, or a bear!

I hear a lugubrious wail

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52bright Fri 17-Oct-25 14:37:47

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of its tail

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Mollygo Fri 17-Oct-25 17:48:04

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of its tail
Hot breath on my neck

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Crocus5 Fri 17-Oct-25 21:28:14

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of its tail
Hot breath on my neck
Then I felt a peck

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pably15 Fri 17-Oct-25 21:40:03

I hear a lugubrious wail
Followed by a swish of it's tail
Hot breath on my neck
Then I felt a peck
My courage has all gone to hell

The dog has started to growl

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Oct-25 22:34:27

The dog has started to growl
And the cat is emitting a howl

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pably15 Sat 18-Oct-25 00:53:20

the dog has started to growl
the cat is emiting a howl
there's something out there

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65KL Sat 18-Oct-25 06:34:02

The dog has started to growl
The cat is emitting a howl
There's something out there
I'm trembling with fear

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Magenta8 Sat 18-Oct-25 10:00:23

The dog has started to growl
The cat is emitting a howl
There's something out there
I'm trembling with fear
I just hope that it's not too foul

Relief, it's just the man next door

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friendlygingercat Sat 18-Oct-25 10:10:00

He’s so prim and proper at times
I cant stand a man who just whines

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henetha Sat 18-Oct-25 11:39:16

Back to Magenta I think...

Relief, it's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor,

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Mollygo Sat 18-Oct-25 18:19:30

Relief, it's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor
He’s also quite cute

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MollyNew Sat 18-Oct-25 18:24:11

Relief, it's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor
He's also quite cute
And wears a smart suit

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52bright Sat 18-Oct-25 23:36:37

Relief, It's just the man next door
He's so kind and good to the poor
He's also quite cute
And wears a smart suit
Of men like that there should be more

On Mumsnet men seem so moany

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