New Limerick thread, following on...

A wet kitten is surely no fun
But she can dry off in the sun

A wet kitten is surely no fun
But she can dry off in the sun
Just dry off her paws

A wet kitten is surely no fun
But she can dry off in the sun
Just dry off her paws
Teach her better laws

A wet kitten is surely no fun
But she can dry off in the sun
Just dry off her paws
Teach her better laws
Wet cats surely do weigh a ton.

Or perhaps she eats too much fish

Or perhaps she eats too much fish
She might need a change from that dish

Or perhaps she eats too much fish
She might need a change from that dish
She has suffered enough!

Or perhaps she eats too much fish
She might need a change from that dish
She has suffered enough
Her young life has been tough

Or perhaps she eats too much fish
She might need a change from that dish
She has suffered enough
Her young life has been tough
But her new home's all she could wish

She's loved, kept warm, cared for and fed

She's loved, kept warm, cared for and fed
And will be until she is dead

She's loved, kept warm, cared for and fed
And will be until she is dead
But before that sad day

She's loved, kept warm, cared for and fed
And will be until she is dead
She has a toy mouse

She's loved, kept war, cared for and fed
And will be until she is dead
But before that sad day
A vet I will pay

She's loved, kept warm, cared for and fed
And will be until she is dead
But before that sad day
A vet I will pay
For her, now snuggled in my bed.

Oh to be at Chequers today

Oh to be at Chequers today
And not mind what I say

Oh to be at Chequers today
And not mind what I say
Speak just as I like

Oh to be in Chequers today
And really not mind what I say
Speak just as I like
Say "Go, take a hike"

Oh to be in Chequers today
And really not mind what I say
Speak just as I like
Say "Go, take a hike"
"Fly back to the US of A"

I was caught in a rain storm today

I was caught in a rain storm today
And a puddle got in my way

I was caught in a rain storm today
And a puddle got in my way
I’m not made of sugar

I was caught in a rain storm today
And a puddle got in my way
I'm not made of sugar
I don't play snooker

I was caught in a rain storm today
And a puddle got in my way
I'm not made of sugar
I don't play snooker
But really, it’s been a good day

More good days like this, we’ll be spoilt

More good days like this, we'll be spoilt
But it's really great, that's the point

More good days like this, we'll be spoilt
But it's really great, that's the point
Spoilt and point do not rhyme

More good days like this well be spoilt
But it's really great , that's the point
Spoilt and point don't rhyme
Oh well , it don't chime

More good days like this will be spoilt
But it's really great, that's the point
Spoilt and point don't rhyme
Oh well, it don't chime
So it really doesn't matter if the last line of this limerick adheres to the rhyme scheme and meter which is just as well as I can't think of a rhyme for spoilt or point offhand.

Halloween is next I believe