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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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SpinDriftCoastal Wed 22-Jul-26 12:54:34

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed
He is always very, very keen

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Wyllow3 Tue 21-Jul-26 15:24:32

My kid loves to stand on his head
As well as huge jumps on the bed

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GoldenLady Tue 21-Jul-26 14:25:58

I have a husband who is mad
The kids think he’s a weird dad
But he is great fun
Plays with a toy gun
The last line of this could be sad.

My kid loves to stand on his head

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hollysteers Mon 20-Jul-26 21:02:39

I have a husband who is mad
The kids think he’s a weird dad
But he is great fun
Plays with a toy gun

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Wyllow3 Mon 20-Jul-26 19:06:40

I have a husband who is mad
The kids think he's a weird dad
But he is great fun

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MollyNew Mon 20-Jul-26 18:20:32

I have a husband who is mad
The kids think he's a weird dad

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Magenta8 Mon 20-Jul-26 11:28:15

Joss is fond of salmon and trout
"I like salmon" he'll often shout
The cat is quite spoilt
Like a sweet young colt
She only eats salmon no doubt

I have an husband who is mad

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Wyllow3 Mon 20-Jul-26 11:16:53

(btw, I meant it to be "salmon and trout in the first line!)

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Wyllow3 Mon 20-Jul-26 11:16:21

Joss is fond of salmon in trout
“I like salmon” he’ll often shout
The cat is quite spoilt
Like a sweet young colt

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hollysteers Mon 20-Jul-26 10:35:40

Joss is fond of salmon in trout
“I like salmon” he’ll often shout
The cat is quite spoilt

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MollyNew Sun 19-Jul-26 20:09:43

Joss is fond of salmon in trout
"I like salmon" he'll often shout

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Wyllow3 Sat 18-Jul-26 00:39:14

He soon found out who was boss
When he rescued a cat called Joss
His scratches are healing
His skin has stopped peeling
They're mates and like rolling in moss

Joss is fond of salmon in trout

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hollysteers Fri 17-Jul-26 22:58:33

He soon found out who was boss
When he rescued a cat called Joss
His scratches are healing
His skin has stopped peeling

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Jul-26 15:29:36

He soon found out who was boss
When he rescued a cat called Joss
His scratches are healing

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Magenta8 Fri 17-Jul-26 09:11:46

He soon found out who was boss
When he rescued a cat called Joss

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pably15 Fri 17-Jul-26 00:30:34

He was big and he was scary
Twas wise, when near to be wary
He spooked everyone
Made me want to run
He was really just a big fairy

He soon found out who was boss

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MollyNew Thu 16-Jul-26 22:45:12

He was big and he was scary
Twas wise, when near to be wary
He spooked everyone
Made me want to run

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Jul-26 15:55:03

He was big, and he was scary
Twas wise, when near to be wary
He spooked everyone

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hollysteers Mon 13-Jul-26 18:59:42

He was big, and he was scary
Twas wise, when near to be wary

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Magenta8 Mon 13-Jul-26 15:42:49

There was a soothsayer from Wales
Who told some incredible tales
My hair stood on end
He made a spoon bend
And summoned up huge storms and gales

He was big, and he was scary

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GoldenLady Mon 13-Jul-26 14:44:31

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
And my house under water

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GoldenLady Sat 11-Jul-26 15:36:02

There was a soothsayer in Wales
Who told some incredible tales
My hair stood on end
He made a spoon bend

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hollysteers Sat 11-Jul-26 10:07:42

There was a soothsayer in Wales
Who told some incredible tales
My hair stood on end

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Jul-26 14:52:17

There was a soothsayer in Wales
Who told some incredible tales

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hollysteers Mon 06-Jul-26 21:33:46

I once met an itinerant
His preaching to me was just cant
He just spoke rubbish
And made me feel snubbish
My running away made me pant.

There was a soothsayer in Wales

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