LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I'd love to live in the Highlands
With bagpipers stars in their bands
Scenic but hilly
Living with Billy
And golf clubs would be in my hands

Instead, I am looking at rain

I'd love to live in the Highlands
With bagpipers stars in their bands
Scenic but hilly
Living with Billy

I'd love to live in the Highlands
With bagpipers stars in their bands
Scenic but hilly

I'd love to live in the Highlands
With bagpipers stars in their bands

They eat anything that's in sight
Come around in dead of night
I hear their horns lock
About ten o’clock
Then I know things are not quite right

I’d love to live in the Highlands

I hear their horns lock
About ten o'clock

They eat anything that's in sight
Come around in dead of night
I hear their horns lock

They eat anything that's in sight
Come around in dead of night

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear
Must get the grass cut
Keep him out - the mutt,
Not to mention, the deer!

They eat anything that's in sight

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear
Must get the grass cut
Keep him out - the mutt

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear
Must get the grass cut